Post by The Lord & Master Of The Moon on Feb 13, 2005 17:39:17 GMT -5
Me: Hello all. This is THE LORD AND MASTER OF SATURN!! Here, I'm interviewing the LORD AND MASTER, FOAMY!!
Foamy: YES!!
Me: So tell me, Foamy. Exactly when did you decide on being the LORD AND MASTER!!??
Foamy: Well, you see, when I was a little squirrel, around 1, I first saw humans. They were walking around the street and I thought to myself, Who are theese creatures?, so I researched a bit. I soon realized just how stupid these humans are!!
Me: Tell me about it....so that's when you decided to become the LORD AND MASTER!!??
Foamy: damn RIGHT IT WAS!!!
Me: YAAAAAY!!! Another question. When did you first meet Germaine?
Foamy: A little while after my last owner, which was about a year ago.
Me: What was your last owner like?
Foamy: MY LAST OWNER WAS A GOODY GOODY!!! goddamn HIM!!!
Me: Why did you leave him?
Foamy: I didn't leave him. He said he was ALLERGIC to squirrels!!
Me: Ah, I see....when did you first meet Pilz-e?
Foamy: Oh, me and him go bac a LONG way. Me and him used to hang out ALOT when we were young. We seperated for a while, then I finally met him again when I went to live with Germaine...IMAGINE MY SURPRISE TO SEE HE WAS A fuckIN PILL POPPER!!!
Me: Ahhh.....I sometimes take pillz, but not all the time...
Foamy: I HATE PILLZ!!!
Me: Ok....what about Begley? When did you first meet him?
Foamy: Germaine had a friend from Britain who had a pet squirrel...that friend went back to Britain and left Begley alone. Me and him soon got to know each other, and ya know.
Me: Very interesting. Well, that's it for today, and best of luck on ruling this puny planet!!
Foamy: And best of luck to you for ruling Saturn!!
Me: THANK YOU!!!! So...wanna get a bagel?
Foamy: WITH CREAMY CREAMY CHEESY CREAMY CHEESE!!!
Me: fuck YEA!!!
Me and Foamy: YAAAAAAY!!!
End of interview.
Foamy: YES!!
Me: So tell me, Foamy. Exactly when did you decide on being the LORD AND MASTER!!??
Foamy: Well, you see, when I was a little squirrel, around 1, I first saw humans. They were walking around the street and I thought to myself, Who are theese creatures?, so I researched a bit. I soon realized just how stupid these humans are!!
Me: Tell me about it....so that's when you decided to become the LORD AND MASTER!!??
Foamy: damn RIGHT IT WAS!!!
Me: YAAAAAY!!! Another question. When did you first meet Germaine?
Foamy: A little while after my last owner, which was about a year ago.
Me: What was your last owner like?
Foamy: MY LAST OWNER WAS A GOODY GOODY!!! goddamn HIM!!!
Me: Why did you leave him?
Foamy: I didn't leave him. He said he was ALLERGIC to squirrels!!
Me: Ah, I see....when did you first meet Pilz-e?
Foamy: Oh, me and him go bac a LONG way. Me and him used to hang out ALOT when we were young. We seperated for a while, then I finally met him again when I went to live with Germaine...IMAGINE MY SURPRISE TO SEE HE WAS A fuckIN PILL POPPER!!!
Me: Ahhh.....I sometimes take pillz, but not all the time...
Foamy: I HATE PILLZ!!!
Me: Ok....what about Begley? When did you first meet him?
Foamy: Germaine had a friend from Britain who had a pet squirrel...that friend went back to Britain and left Begley alone. Me and him soon got to know each other, and ya know.
Me: Very interesting. Well, that's it for today, and best of luck on ruling this puny planet!!
Foamy: And best of luck to you for ruling Saturn!!
Me: THANK YOU!!!! So...wanna get a bagel?
Foamy: WITH CREAMY CREAMY CHEESY CREAMY CHEESE!!!
Me: fuck YEA!!!
Me and Foamy: YAAAAAAY!!!
End of interview.
